Thursday, November 26, 2009

Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

Why do I not like this holiday? I should, but I just don't...I really like this one guy...ok, I love him actually, believe me, and it seems like this whole lovey dovey holiday just reminds me of the fact that he doesn't love me back. All my friends have plans to go out to the movies or one thing or another with their boyfriends. I'm so jealous! It's not like I'm horribly hideous or anything. I'm tall, athletic, nice, I get good grades, I have medium-ish length blonde hair and green eyes... see? Not hideous. Why can't I get a date? UGH! Well, I could but he wouldn't be the right guy! Just...ugh...anyone else here that doesn't like this day?



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

You just have to be patient. Just remember, this holiday also puts a lot of stress on couples and can even cause break-ups. It's just one day that will pass. Don't get hung up on that one guy. There will be others! Eat some chocolate...always yummy.



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

Same, I hate this day. Everyone I like, doesn't like me back. This holiday sucks.



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

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Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

Valentines day is a day that Hallmark invented to make more money. My boyfriend and I always express our feelings to eachother we don't think there should be one day where we have to go out and buy tons of crap just to express how we feel.



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

Women practice dismissal, fear, and preoccupation. Men need an opening line, small talk, and to close with getting a telephone number or a date. The number one dating advice for women is "play hard to get".



Obese blobs, (that are 50% of the population), have immature hysteria that causes delirium in good looking women. The environments in this society are .1% good looking women.



There are 21 organizations spying on the population with plain clothes agents. No one has ever seen the start of a relationship.



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

It's your butt. It is as big as the back of a bus. He wont ask you out because he knows you wont fit in the car.



Just kidding!



Don't waste your time on guys who don't dig you. Find a nice guy who is interesting and then force him to take you out at gunpoint. At the end of the evening, if he doesn't say he had a good time, shoot him. There are a lot of men out there and most of them don't deserve to live.



Why can't I get a date on Valentine's day????

go for Chipmunk's advice.

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